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27 juillet 2009 1 27 /07 /juillet /2009 15:50

Figurez-vous que je suis depuis quelques jours la risée de mes collègues sous prétexte que je suis arrivé en retard … à cause d’une panne d’essence ! Et alors ?

 

J’apprécie très moyennement qu’une gamine de 13 ans ma cadette raille mon imprévoyance. Moi qui comptais la ramener chez elle pour lui faire le coup de la panne d’essence, elle peut toujours courir ! Quant à celui qui se vante que lui, ça ne lui arrivera jamais, parce qu’il file à la station dès que le voyant de sa réserve s’allume, qu’il me permette de ricaner à mon tour…

 

Tu fais le jeu des multinationales du pétrole, gros malin ! Rends-toi compte que ces 5 à 10 litres d’essence qui constituent ta réserve, tu les as payés à Total, Shell, Exxon ou autre organisation maffieuse et que tu ne les consommeras jamais !

 

Multiplié par les dizaines de cornichons et cornichonnes qui se comportent comme toi (et ils en sont fiers en plus !), ça représente un pactole monstrué versé à ces sangsues capitalistes. Enfin, les victimes du racket sont consentantes, on ne va tout de même pas les plaindre .

 

En cheville avec la Camora de l’industrie automobile, les pétroliers augmentent d’ailleurs régulièrement le montant de la rançon. En effet les plans du prototype de la prochaine Skoda dérobés par une taupe d’Imposteurs révèlent qu’alors que le réservoir d’essence a une capacité de 65 litres, le voyant de la réserve d’essence est conçu pour s’allumer alors qu’il reste 58 litres ! Rendez-vous compte : si ça continue, il y aura bientôt plus d’essence dans les réserves intouchables de nos bagnoles que de réserve de pétrole dans les sous-sols saoudiens ! Qu’on ne me parle plus du pic pétrolier, de grâce !

 

Il fallait que ce scandale soit enfin dénoncé. Je refuse de cautionner ce système et je continuerai à rouler sur ma réserve, malgré les quolibets.

 

D’ailleurs, quand il m’arrive malgré tout d’arriver à une station service avant la panne sèche, je tourne autour, pendant deux heures s’il le faut, jusqu’à ce qu’il ne me reste plus une goutte d’essence.

 

Alors franchement, je vous le demande, qui c’est le plus malin, dans l’affaire ?

Anton

 

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